February 2012
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it's a thursday
princeofpoles:
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
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adriofthedead:
doctorscience:
wack-zittman:
doctorscience:
an real bird can eat all the chocolate it once. real birds doesnt care about body image
It once?
Is that supposed to be “it wants”?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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sardonicpuppeteer:
rum—ham:
Reblog if you're single.
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make a post about having to piss
lose two followers
or was it the thigh high pics?
it was the thigh high pics wasn’t it.
your eyes burned out of your skull didn’t they.
i’m sorry
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adriofthedead:
doctorscience:
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I just want to...
dude i gotta piss
brb and all that fun stuff
and yes
this was important enough for me to post about on tumblr
(for now)
You + _______ = cute couple.
gueyprince:
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thesisstuck replied to your post: What is the meaning of life? T/F?
That is neither true nor false. ): And my step-father is highly allergic to pickles.
pickles was the most logical answer.
and really?
i’m allergic to codeine. o3o
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cucumberer started following you
hi
i like your url
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thesisstuck asked: What is the meaning of life? T/F?
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Let’s play “true” or “false.” You ask me something...
quickscoped:
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R.I.P To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a...
these-words-were-never-easier:
❤
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luvs2spwg replied to your post: why is it that every time i do something that’s…
are you me ? :/
it’s a possibility.
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why is it that every time i do something that’s supposedly good, i come out feeling like shit, feeling like i’m not enough, and wanting to cry?
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flygare:
I have such a raging clue right now.
gamzees-purple-nipples:
I’M GETTING OFFLINE TO AVOID ANSWERING THIS QUESTION.
liar.
and i answered mine.